Dave Ross is a stand-up comedian and this is his first album. It’s called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex because he is the only man who has ever had sex.
The album is available now from Aspecialthing Records. It's a collection of jokes and anecdotes written across Dave's first ten years as a comedian, chronicling his adventures as someone who has very obviously never had sex.
In 2021, Dave and Aspecialthing partnered with their friends at First Letter Press to release the album as a double-lp alongside its remix album The Only Album That Has Ever Been Remixed! The remix album has so many artists on it, though, that the package also includes a 7-inch and a cd-single. This is actually a 2LP+7"+CD. It is the dumbest project of all time.
You can also get this album as a fucking TAPE! Includes full-color album art / j-card designed and laid out by Dave, using the art and photography of Megan Thompson and Kevyn Schmidt. Also includes a personal note from Dave thanking like 700 people.
For the album's initial release in 2019, Dave and Aspecialthing partnered with their friends at Little Dipper to release a 152-page companion book along with the digital album. It’s a two-way flipbook designed top-to-bottom by Dave, using art and photography from Kelly Dwyer, Megan Thompson and Kevyn Schmidt. It also includes a 76-page psychotic rant that Dave wrote for some reason.